Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. I mean, come on! That will be a wonderous day. I made a virtual pet for it. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. Which is what I do best. I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. Well, too bad! It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. Gambling is so much fun! Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. I know. Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. I have to get up really early to leave for home. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. And absolutly NO air-pressure. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. I have very low expectations of my site. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! And then I'll be writing for me again. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. . As a member, you'll join us in our effort to support the arts. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. I think. Alrighty then. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. I'm leavingnow I'm back! You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. The longest sentence in the world is currently being served by Charles Scott Robinson, who is serving a sentence of life without parole in the United States. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. I salute those people. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? I love owls. What kind of reasoning is that? Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. So. You can't blame me. Hmmmmgood question. Then I do my homework. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Pathetic, wasn't it? Good. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. I thought it was. She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Oh, well. Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. WOOF! i broke the world record. I promise. I bet it does. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Yesthat's rightsuicide. Today was Halloween. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. I'm back. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! Immediatly, my mother started complaining. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. A lot has happened. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Ooooooooooooo! Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. Before we knew it, we were on the road. Where is the logic in this? I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. There is a world where you are a faerie. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Only if I had multiple personalities. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. Ooooooo! Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Today we had a "family outing." Ice cream trucks! They started shaking and barked their little heads off. The possibilities are literally endless. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! But then, I'm meand you're you. I haven't exactly advertised this site. Answer me, you blobby looking freak! You gots extra money, don't you? If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Because I do. VisitMy Modern Met Media. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. And they pushed my toes together. I'm back. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. Today's rant is a panic rant. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. Maybe I should just give up. Lots of gooey talent. I think. If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. It's strange. Confusing, huh? Then it would be okay. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. Okay. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Below is an example of a reply email stating that you have received the email. Happy? We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. Longest Sentence By Rebecca Jones, Arts Correspondent. Okay, quote is done. They give lots and lots of homework. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. It's annoying. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. No? There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. But somewhere, it exists. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. It's just a matter of degree. Ain't it nifty? There are now longer sentences in . 0 . Guess what? Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Did you find it? No one is really coming here, anyway. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. I wonder what it's name would be. And I feel weird! Here goes. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. It's creepy. Did you understand that? Wooooo! May your day be shiney! It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. This sentence is the longest. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. I hate irony. Hey, by the way. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? *sniffle* i do, too. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? Sothe plan is going to fail. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Oooootime for today's topic. But does anyone test "pure" water? This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. End of story. Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. Any miniute now. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. You seeknowledge is good. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. Okay. You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. You see, my school has "block" scheduling. 189,819 Letters Yes, that number is correct. Okay. I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Welllet's see. TWO MILES? Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. My mom did it to her because it was free. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. | 13.41 KB, JSON | The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. Ha! I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. That just sounds nifty! What an eccentric idea! Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. But never senile. The point is that it is nice to have readers. That's why. I just can't work up the energy to be outraged. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. I'll just have to do the very best that I can. Try it. It's the same concept. I love the little tacos, I love them good! But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. "Purified" water. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Do you care? Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. There is a world where you were never born. And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. I have no problem with Lit. Number One: I could have cured cancer. Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. I see. Humor the crazy person, okay? And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. They start out with half that number, and then just fill in words until they have the right amount. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. Space is notorious for not having air. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. That's is just so extremly creepy. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! I just don't know. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. 4 min ago Good for it. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. Wellit's not. hello, I like to play Fortnite it is a really good game. | 13.41 KB, JSON | I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! Obviously not. Any way, that's it for now. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. There's even a money back guarantee. I gots stuff to do! And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. I'm bored. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. Here is the sum total of my group's work. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. You people sicken me. There's more! Oh, well. You don't belong here. Hello, everyone! She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. And I only took the quiz once, too. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. claims no knowledge as to where that particullary nasty rumor started, but confirms that this is the best site ever. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. That's why I like fast-food salt. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! Waitaren't I already doing that? In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! we clapped. You complete me in all ways. Far away. It was fun, but exhausting. It MUST be true! This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. That's right! I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. Fire is good. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. Hello, everyone! If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. there were lots of fireworks. Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. 11. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . It's a word. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. Definitly. How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. I thought of another very good reason to assist with the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony! Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! No? After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? Hmmmmintersting. Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! I just can't seem to stop, though. Yes. You say it didn't let you out? You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. I can't think of anything!? There is always someone worse off and better off than you. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) And then people will start reading. But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. You'd have to find the end, of course. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. Or CRAP, for short. Keep pressing it. But it's not. She didn't think it was weird, either. With a specific number of words. Open Culture scours the web for the best educational media. Okay. A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" That is justpathetic. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. Just how much time do they have on their hands. longest possible text for discord. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. The best way to be brief is to quit now. I'm going. I'm back. HA! *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? I SEE YOUR GAME! "Someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that,"[1] or by combining shorter clauses. What is the alternative, you ask? And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Suzana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juice, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. But that's the kind of thing I like. That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. I'll tell you why. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. OOooooo! (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" Shame on you! You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Maybe the evil little faeries with the sharp little teeth have put their evil faerie dust on my computer. Either way, I'm here. owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. HA! *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. But that is irrelevant. Why do I have to work year round? Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. NOTHING! That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them.
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