Miami Dade is a very diverse city, ethnic wise. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_iHcbesu3B8').innerHTML = output; I grew up in Miami, before the craziness, and agree that it has become unrecognizable, making it increasingly difficult for the few to get out! says: FOR EVERY THING TO WORK FOR YOU IS GOING TO COST YOU $350. var output = ''; at the same time, theres something that annoys me more than everything on this list. I hope you get out soon or have already left! Miami folks think class is flaunting material things you cant afford, and pretending to live a lifestyle above your means. var output = ''; Many people in Miami, Florida seem to think they have moved to a Latin American country. Our feelings are stronger now, he loves and appreciates me. else output += unescape(l[i]); says: Haha mostly true. Check the English dictionary. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_esZkUEL2M9').innerHTML = output; But yes, you are overall spot on! Its all about status. says: Article is funny, interesting with many true points but also misleading for many people who are really considering moving or living here. Still, I can find places outside and commute. [CDATA[ (I have an uncle who still has a thick Spanglish accent as if he just recently came from Cuba instead of in 76 who SWEARS Miami is the bestand yet has only been to El Paso, TX and boasts about FIU as if its the new Yale.) Three North Miami Beach commissioners who have been holding up city business by not showing up at meetings have been ordered back to work. says: There are many intelligent people in Miami and avid readers. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_uayiQBzqEK').innerHTML = output; pepelus } No one here is racist against Hispanics- The Cubans of yesterday were sophisticated, classy, educated people like Ricky Ricardo. says: Please anyone reading from this blog can also help me say a louder thanks to this great spell caster,i am here to say a big thanks to Therapist Oniha of the . // Susanna should stick to Spanish because her English response was not grammatically correct at all. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 49';l[15]=' 110';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 105';l[18]=' 116';l[19]=' 117';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 100';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 110';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 114';l[30]=' 100';l[31]='>';l[32]='\"';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 49';l[44]=' 110';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=' 105';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=' 117';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 115';l[52]=' 100';l[53]=' 121';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 110';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 115';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 100';l[60]=':';l[61]='o';l[62]='t';l[63]='l';l[64]='i';l[65]='a';l[66]='m';l[67]='\"';l[68]='=';l[69]='f';l[70]='e';l[71]='r';l[72]='h';l[73]='a ';l[74]='<'; And it is awesome that racists like you have left. else output += unescape(l[i]); var l=new Array(); The only thing that every bothered me was the fact that many people immigrate and dont bother to learn English - many people will first address you in Spanish (or only in Spanish). 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I have been saying I want to move to MIAMI and have been reading alot of your articlesI cant decide though if your being funny or cynical on your articles. (4) If you want to be rich. If you had, you would have found that there are multiple people native to Miami who are taller than 6 ft, which is confirmed by observation. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. var l=new Array(); The gay douche is totally "masc only. Lisette Dear JC, thank you for your thoughtful and contemplative response. } Hot and Nice if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; If you love insane traffic, frequent car accidents, hot humid weather, a high cost of living, a language barrier, low high school graduation rates, and total abject hopelessness then move to Miami. ). All I can is this, I worked wit a bunch of professionals that either lived out of state, further up north or visited and all believed there was something In the water. ( Disclaimer: For all of the good Anglos out there, dont be offended by my apparent bigotry. // Youre the dumb idiot. Getting shitfaced at a pool party is only fun once every while, when for just a moment youve had your share of the uptight, intellectually stimulating things people in the northeast are doing and just want a dose of thoughtless playtime in the sand. Let us all be a little more educated and agree that there are many different immigrant groups and other factors that have shaped what Miami is today. told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me Everyone wants to live large and look badass but half of them can barely read, let alone drive. You say to explore the rest of the country like if I have not. we contacted him for help and behold he gave me the answers 4. As much as I personally do no enjoy the author. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; All this article and its consenting replies shows is the frustration of people who never accomplished anything in their lives and are envious of the carefree and happy lifestyle that is associated with Miami and its people. I am a college educated person with two decades of experience yet could not get a job because I am not bilingual or related to some ref. says: Jules, I agree with all what you said except for the last part. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_11bM1UjAdD').innerHTML = output; People like you should be removed from our community, we need people that are pro helping mold mutually satisfying relationships based on common understanding, respect and purpose. Everyone is excellent at google translate which also has the grammar of a robot. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. Is something that you just cant take away that easily. If you cant laugh, bitch or complain about your city, you probably live in Mayberry R.F.D. The cost of living is outrageous, our priorities as a city are all wrong - sure we have a new stadium but the roads are going to crap and our schools are underfunded. else output += unescape(l[i]); Katie //]]>, (1) If you want your ex back Thanks for proving the point of the article. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) People suck down here. Yes. What an incredibly negative list. Who knows? Keeping this in mind, things arent going to change here any time soon. Your judgment is faulty. I have such a diverse group of friends that they represent about 30 different countries. January 16, 2015 Miami is a sh*thole and even if youre well off, the amount of stress it causes everyone due to all-of-the-above-mentioned reasons is bizarre. A majority figure on par with those bastions of diversity Tulsa and Salt Lake City. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I dont know why the traffic is so bad when there are so few decent paying jobs. 4. Web4 The Weightlifting Douchebag The only thing this man loves more than his own reflection is sleeveless t-shirts. DIVERSE??? I hate it when people sh*t where they eat. Some guy I wish all the superficial posers would leave Miami and it could be like it was in the 70s. says: Im glad you left Miami, at least now youre happy and satisfied living in a less primitive part of the country, perhaps where no one speaks Spanish or at least where Hispanics like my self, are a small minority. says: Not much for me to say because it appears that a lot of responders said it all. At 8pm they squeeze a way too big DJ booth into it somewhere and start blasting the worst reggaeton ever, while douchebags wearing Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy and sunglasses at night rub their sweaty fatness all over you (because fat Latin guys in Miami seem to think theyre built) and start to ogle and grope you. Planners showed a finished $500,000 design in a $10 million conversion of and all he did was to send me packing. says: The guy who wrote the original article is exaggerating, it is not true! I know they grew up in America, because I went to school with them! Miami is the Gateway to the Americas , if you didnt know. So, haters, maybe you should chill out a little bit, sit back, and maybe youll learn a little more about yourselves. It is common knowledge that Cambridge is a sanctuary city. Web23.1k votes, 764 comments. I am getting back in my apt at 8:30am energized, ready to work, loving the day ahead. Large fleet of new motor coaches, tour Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didnt call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! Thousands of uninsured illegal alien motorists will be happy to crash into your car and then speed away from the scene. iLOVEMIAMI var output = ''; Might want to check your facts before you decide all on your own what is a word or not and actually post it online. Miamians are some of the most ignorant, laziest and rudest persons I have ever known. Last I saw it didnt break down by Hispanic country. Complete nudity is allowed everywhere in many parts of California- even walking down the street. I still didnt believe. Taking employees aside to correct them doesnt happen- everyone will know your business.